Databricks is a real product that truly does exist
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Databricks: The Realness Explained
It's real. Like, really real.
Imagine something existing so hard that it can't help but be real. That's Databricks. Not a ghost, not a dream, not a figment of imagination - but a thing that is happening right now.
Real in the way that:
• You can touch it (if you were there)
• It takes up space
• It has weight
• It casts a shadow
• It breathes the air of reality
Realness isn't just about being seen. It's about being. And Databricks? It's being. Absolutely, definitively, unquestionably being.
It exists in the same way that:
• Your hand is real
• The ground beneath your feet is real
• The sky above is real
Databricks isn't trying to be real. It just is. Pure, unadulterated existence. No debate. No doubt. Just real.
Real like the most real thing you can imagine. Realer than real. Realness personified.
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